Ladies, want to experience this estrogen-rich film without the burden of eye-rolling, buzz-killing, one-thing-wanting dicks?
Then gather your best friends together and make your way to the Ritz for our special 'Ladies Only' show! Something just doesn't sound right when you say 'Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha, Miranda and John.' So, leave John at home (in the crate so he doesn't chew up your couch) and embrace the warm, welcoming arms of a theater with absolutely no men! We're talking everyone- the audience, the servers, the managers- ALL female! Can you imagine a more beautiful world?
But if you absolutely MUST see SEX AND THE CITY on opening day (May 30th) and you don't mind a bunch of chumps in the crowd, you better get your ticket now because they're on sale! Forget IRON MAN and SPEED RACER, forget BATMAN even- this is the most anticipated film of the Summer!
And while supplies last, if you order a cosmo at the Ritz, you get to take home the commemorative SEX AND THE CITY long-stem glass home with you...so when you break out the DVDs at home, you can recall that magical time when the fashionable foursome were ten feet tall on the silver screen!
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Thursday, May 08, 2008
Ladies Only! 100% guaranteed penis-free!
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4 comments:
I'll have to wait for the regular showings... I'm going with my gay friends, now THAT is a group to see it with!
I don't agree with discrimination at a public event based on sex. Besides, are you really going to check people's panties to see what's in them? Does this mean transgendered people can't come?
I know the penis-free designation was meant to be funny, but I think it's inapropriate and insensitive.
Lizard-- I'm pretty sure if you show up in a skirt they'll let you in. My gf is tg and we've been to several women's only type events. Just lighten up and have fun. :)
Great idea. Why don't you market a movie towards the selfish and annoying materialistic crowd that got the orginal Alamo priced out of the warehouse district. You should do a Rolling Roadshow at Pangaea where the former Alamo died. Everyone should dress up in their most expensive neo Yuppie clothes and go see this movie after a long day of downtown condo shopping.
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