Monday, May 05, 2008

Alamo Drafthouse Indiana Jones Adventure Tix On Sale Now!

You want to be Indiana Jones. There's no reason to hide it. Everybody knows.

And now...the Alamo Drafthouse is making your dream come true on opening night: Wed. May 21!

While everyone else is standing in line outside the movie theaters to witness the fourth installment of the INDIANA JONES trilogy, you'll be zip-lining across treetops and unearthing "ancient" artifacts in a full-scale archaeological slam-bam adventure! We're going to be taking a limited number of Alamo adventurers on a bus ride deep into the heart of the Central Texas Congo basin to embark on a one-of-a-kind danger-flavored excursion!

Before you get on the bus at the Alamo South Lamar we'll hand you your very own Indy fedora, so you can look cool. Then we'll whisk you out to Cypress Valley Canopy Tours where you'll fly through the treetops at incredible speed on a zipline tour, hunting for rare artifacts in the forest. Then back to the bus, where the beer will flow from our kegs as you compare archeological stories. Next we'll stop off for a warm up party under the full moon, with special surprises.

Once all your heroics have been properly exhausted, we'll be rumbling back to the theater to take in all the glory of INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL!

The whole adventure is only $70 per person, but space is very limited, so if you want to attend we recommend you buy your tickets now here.

Due to height and weight restrictions on the zipline tour, this event is only open to adults over 21 taller than 5 feet and weighing less than 250 pounds.

6 comments:

Humpty Dumpty: Man or Myth? said...

Without a moment's hesitation, I gladly give seventy of the best dollars I have to Alamo.

sashimikid said...

"...weighing less than 250 pounds." That restriction is going to leave out a vast segment of Alamo true believers. Will there be a scale at the launch point or will you be "girth" profiling? :-)

hallie h h said...

nice...
i know it's true for me.
i DO want to be indiana jones.
yep.
definitely.

Tim Doyle said...

What if I weigh exactly 250?

impulsive said...

so wait. i already bought tickets, but what time are we actually watching the movie? midnight?

Lars Nilsen said...

Impulsive: we'll be watching the movie at 12:01.